Saturday, July 7, 2007

10 "Wonders" of Xi'an cinema

The 10 "Wonders" of Xi'an cinema...

1) You wonder why there is no seat number on your ticket...
2) You wonder why all the seats are double seaters...
3) You wonder why you can push your seat from one end to the other...
4) You wonder where the "queer" stains on the seat come from and how long have they been there...
5) You wonder why the guy beside you has unlimited spit and can spit on the floor throughout the ENTIRE movie...
6) You wonder why the air-con is not on...
7) You wonder whether the constant silent white and black screen is part of the movie
8) You wonder do the mosquitoes understand the movie...
9) You wonder why the back seat is not higher than the seat in front...
10) You wonder why you ever came for that show...